In an effort to decrease consumable waste/foster good will, Matt Moore made a statement nothing shy of awkward late Thursday afternoon. As Moore unloaded a newly purchased bag of groceries he asked best friend and roommate Jeff Kirchner if Kirchner wanted to ‘eat my buns.’ The statement was intended to reference an 8-pack of hamburger buns purchased a half hour prior to the incident, however, with Kirchner in another room completely unaware of the baked goods, the statement was only met with an uncomfortable silence.
Moore, feeling guilty for wasting uneaten hamburger buns at the end of the week, felt he would implement Al Gore’s teachings by allowing Kirchner the opportunity to share the buns. Moore hoped this effort would boost overall apartment morale while giving both he and Kirchner a sense of global awareness.
“I just wanted to know if he wanted some buns,” Moore later claimed in the living room. “I, in no way, intended Jeff attempt to consume MY buns.”
Though the statement was contained within the apartment, Moore and Kirchner still found it necessary to spend the next 20-30 minutes discussing Monster Trucks, black eyes, and female celebrities they ‘would.’
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