An unspoken rule relating to traffic flow left Jeff Kirchner extremely unimpressed late on the morning of Sunday, February the 4th. The unwanted-unspoken rule came as 2 lanes merged into 1, just off the California 405 freeway.
Kirchner, already fueled by the negative implications surrounding the word ‘tardy,’ found himself incredibly irate and thusly unimpressed as he was forced to let other drivers merge into ‘his’ lane. Kirchner’s ‘gut reaction’ to driving led him to believe it was his right to proceed at a steady rate considering traffic was merging into the lane he currently occupied. When it became apparent the other cars were expecting Kirchner to allow their entrance into ‘his’ lane, Kirchner began an open discussion as to why he should never have to let anyone merge in front of him, ever. Referencing the words ‘lazy’ and ‘stupid,’ Kirchner took his newly sequestered anti-courtesy driving convictions one step further claming to never merge again. Moments after realizing merge-less driving is impossible in LA, Kirchner backed off his single lane proclamation, though attempting to argue its legitimacy.
Kirchner remains unimpressed by said unspoken rule and claims he will continue his fight against traffic patterns he deems unjust... and most stop signs.
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