Kirchner Brash; Wastes Time

In what appeared to be a deliberate attempt to decrease productivity/promote confusion, Jeff Kirchner evaded logic and significantly wasted time late Monday morning. The utter waste of time came shortly after Kirchner, overzealous after an a.m. 24hour Fitness ‘work out,’ attempted to chart a new passage out of the Sherman Oaks Galleria parking garage. Mystifying his passenger/friend Matt Moore and an awkwardly waving Galleria patron/pedestrian, Kirchner’s attempt at plotting a skillful alternate passage from the garage only resulted in creating a greater distance between his vehicle and any legitimate exit.

Despite Kirchner’s routine “This looks good” and “I know where we are,” Moore’s frustration was evident in his heavy sighs and sarcastic comments loosely based on having “Nothing better to do.”

Moore’s resentment to Kirchner’s navigational ‘prowess’ quickly came to its zenith as Kirchner maneuvered the vehicle onto a subterranean level clearly marked ‘Restricted Parking Only-No Exit.’ The error was swiftly corrected without mention of fault, though Kirchner’s attempt at classifying the voyage under ‘new exploration’ was met with stern opposition and lack of eye contact from the passenger seat.

Moore is currently seeking compensation for the time lost by simply requesting Kirchner shower prior to lying on the couch following further workouts.