An unsuspecting man posing as a priest came within inches of being ripped to pieces Friday night. The incident took place during a whore/superhero/pun/clergy/play-on-words/law enforcement convention late Friday, October 31st.
In a nonchalant attempt to rest his legs while engaging in a social interaction, the man sat not more than 12 inches away from a vicious two-dimensional werewolf. The werewolf, who had been maintaining his position of attack for several hours before guests arrived, made no attempt to attack the unsuspecting man though the man was clearly within reach.
It is unclear why the werewolf, whose main life’s objective is murder, spared the man’s life. However, it is also unclear why a man posing as a priest went on to serve alcohol, ogle women, and bless inebriated men who were not properly prepared to take the sacrament.
